10 things i love about europe

1. flushing toilet paper

i'll be honest when i first got here i didnt even need it but i flushed a peice aynyways... just out of 5 months of spite.... TAKE THAT COSTA RICA.... WOOOOOOOO

2. I aint no gringo no more

Yup...now I'm just a dumb loud american

3. olives

sure missed those. man they got good olives here

4. people understand me when i speak spanish

turns out in costa rica they just pretended they didn't. you know the whole time i knew i was fluent but people didn't treat me like i was. now people treat me like the bilingual person i am...or they just recognize what i'm pointing at...

5. priceless works of art

i asked how much they're worth and someone said they're priceless...which brings me to a new section of this blog called "GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS" (taken from a judhead jones comic book)

good news - youre tired and you find a bench to sit on at the modern art museum
bad news - the bench was the art

good news - you intelligently tell your girlfriend that you think the sculpture of the sleeping man is hideous
bad news - the sleeping man is a sleeping security guard who wakes upon hearing your insult

good news - you need to go to go to the bathroom and you find a urinal conveniently placed on the wall of the gallery
bad news....good news actually...you appopriately expressed your opinion about the piece. you too are an artist.

6. chorizo

thats some good salami

7. don quixote

he's everywhere! can't get enough of that mad monk!

8. wine is cheap...
wine is cheap...
wine is cheap...

9. the women....just KIDDING kim....i love you!...(but seriously...the women!)

10. the sun DOESN'T set at 6pm...who knew that the day didn't only last from only 6am to 6pm!

Peace,
Dave plus Kim (who typed the parts without spelling mistakes)

DAVE IS AWSOME